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Explicit Operational Program (272)
by Herb Fox
‘Science for the People’ Vol. 3, No. 2, May 1971, p. 8
Betty Zisk of Boston University1 points out that having mastered an appropriate list of “buzz words” an apprentice author could achieve acclaim by his peers (and the public). This is useful information in these days of unemployment. DOD contractor employees (and others) might wish to change their field. Being experts in projecting buzz words due to years of writing successful government proposals and reports, they should only need a new set of such words to change fields. If political science interests you (i.e., there are grants available), the following excerpt from Betty’s article should help.
Magic Words for Political Scientists
Rules: Choose any 3-digit number. (A table of random numbers may be utilized if needed.) Find the corresponding acceptable professional phrase by locating the relevant number in each column. You now need only a few verbs, gerundives, and disclaimers, and your article is complete. Example: 123 = latent empirical parameters.
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Note: Scholars in potential riot areas may wish to substitute the following for one of the above:
9-a relevant 9-a black 9-a confrontational
The hypothesized dynamic orientation (857) of this tentative systematic typology (904) is obvious. Our purpose is to help the fledgling author to play a valid functional role (090) which takes into account all latent isomorphic variables (118). In addition. one explicit operational assumption (276) is the lack of a contradiction between this value-neutral empirical program (722) and a quasi-policy-oriented conceptualization (685).
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